Quote #9183
The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
Quote #2182
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Quote #7097
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Quote #10446
The price one pays for pursuing a profession, or calling, is an intimate knowledge...
Quote #5157
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Quote #12513
Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
Quote #18429
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #16171
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #314
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
Quote #2908
Anyone who challenges the prevailing orthodoxy finds himself silenced with surprising effectiveness. A genuinely...