Quote #17277
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #8224
It doesn’t do good to open doors for someone who doesn’t have the price...
Quote #9796
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #10448
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...
Quote #402
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up...
Quote #13053
Nothing is so dangerous as an ignorant friend A wise enemy is worth more.
Quote #4243
They talk about their Pilgrim blood, Their birthright high and holy A mountain-stream that...
Quote #18171
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
Quote #19970
Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men for the wise...
Quote #15305
I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I...