Quote #6184
The American ideal is youth — handsome, empty youth.
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I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I...
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #16663
Don’t open a shop unless you know how to smile.
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Though a man be wise it is no shame for him to live and...
Quote #5190
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are...
Quote #2235
We are all failures–at least, the best of us are.
Quote #9335
Where the world ceases to be the scene of our personal hopes and wishes,...
Quote #18557
Whatever one man is capable of conceiving, other men will be able to achieve.
Quote #12871
Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a...