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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these...
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Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...
Quote #15791
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,...
Quote #3999
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
Quote #18791
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
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Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
Quote #8862
One hand washes the other.
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The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
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I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve...
Quote #13382
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.