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I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence...
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If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.
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The moral immune system of this country has been weakened and attacked, and the...
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Rigid justice is the greatest injustice.
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The wise man always throws himself on the side of his assailants. It is...
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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In the end, everything is a gag.