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I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.
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I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering...
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
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History is the witness that testifies to the passing of time it illumines reality,...
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
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Dr. Emmett Brown The appropriate question is WHEN the hell are they.
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What is Jordan that I should wash in it What is the preaching that...
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Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no...
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Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.
Quote #18414
Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.