Quote #14450
It may be five years from now, but at some point we’ll be better...
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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
Quote #11039
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
Quote #11541
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...
Quote #4271
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...
Quote #16645
A dimple in the chin a devil within.
Quote #12705
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
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Never complain about growing old, Because so many never get the chance
Quote #10943
Be humble, if thou would’st attain to Wisdom. Be humbler still, when Wisdom thou...
Quote #13997
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll...