Quote #3382
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #321
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t...
Quote #14849
Sutton lost 13 games in a row without winning a ballgame.
Quote #19764
To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind...
Quote #12830
I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.
Quote #5437
And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us...
Quote #14711
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
Quote #4634
Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
Quote #13159
We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.
Quote #9083
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...