Quote #15651
The sword the body wounds, sharp words the mind.
Quote #16123
You don’t have to be old in America to say of a world you...
Quote #18359
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Quote #20114
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #12005
War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
Quote #15484
A very large amount of human suffering and frustration is caused by the fact...
Quote #18750
Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for.
Quote #8505
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #6999
If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not...
Quote #19376
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...