Quote #18796
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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However gradual the course of history, there must always be the day, even an...
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Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors...
Quote #436
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your...
Quote #17230
Don’t ask silly questions if you don’t want foolish answers.
Quote #7595
I wish our clever young poets would remember my homely definitions of prose and...
Quote #17611
Comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love.
Quote #19707
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of...
Quote #2459
Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.