Quote #12077
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
Quote #9852
My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.
Quote #10314
The weaker the data available upon which to base one’s conclusion, the greater the...
Quote #12622
For in the end, we will conserve only what we love. We will love...
Quote #13170
Question everything. Every stripe, every star, every word spoken. Everything.
Quote #11189
Adults are just children who earn money.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #17072
I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
Quote #2686
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #18899
You never conquer a mountain. Mountains can’t be conquered you conquer yourself–your hopes, your...