Quote #3460
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #6313
Chase after truth like hell and you’ll free yourself, even though you never touch...
Quote #1981
In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back...
Quote #9334
The wirless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a...
Quote #3873
Think of these things, whence you came, where you are going, and to whom...
Quote #9292
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
Quote #9222
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
Quote #2317
Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us...