Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
Quote #6777
The secret of being boring is to say everything.
Quote #8970
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Quote #6244
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
Quote #5700
Laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human...
Quote #19056
Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.
Quote #2694
We not only live among men, but there are airy hosts, blessed spectators, sympathetic...
Quote #12699
If you are faced with an unpleasant person or situation that you can do...
Quote #8859
It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth.