Quote #13220
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #21540
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #1087
Stranger in a strange country.
Quote #5770
The rich are different from you and me because they have more credit.
Quote #10505
True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for...
Quote #17273
You’re going to have to find out where you want to go. And then...
Quote #12916
Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong.
Quote #13189
Religion is not what you will get after reading all the scriptures of the...
Quote #18223
Doubt vs. Faith Doubt sees the obstacles. Faith sees the way. Doubt sees the...
Quote #20058
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.