Quote #14503
We believe that the applause of silence is the only kind that counts.
Quote #19189
They say that every snowflake is different. If that were true, how could the...
Quote #20948
The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.
Quote #20752
You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #18775
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #7363
For rarely are sons similar to their fathers most are worse, and a few...
Quote #13056
A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #20060
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
Quote #5720
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.