Quote #20827
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea,...
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The man who has received a benefit ought always to remember it, but he...
Quote #7385
God is a verb.
Quote #17169
Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks...
Quote #7200
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the year.
Quote #2043
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make...
Quote #21105
Be a craftsman in speech that thou mayest be strong, for the strength of...
Quote #18780
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous – Calvin