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Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so...
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Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.
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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National...
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If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and...
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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Rhetoric is a poor substitute for action, and we have trusted only to rhetoric....
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Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to...
Quote #12494
We believe at once in evil, we only believe in good upon reflection. Is...