Quote #11222
You may search my time-worn face, You’ll find a merry eye that twinkles I...
Quote #19379
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #13010
You are perhaps the most accomplished confidence man since Charles Ponzi. I’d say you...
Quote #17495
You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can...
Quote #523
I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that...
Quote #21088
Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
Quote #5225
A thief believes everybody steals.
Quote #715
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #6420
The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Quote #18674
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.