Quote #12049
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #10546
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
Quote #12612
‘Bury me on my face,’ said Diogenes and when he was asked why, he...
Quote #12626
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be...
Quote #5821
Personally I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Quote #3253
Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...
Quote #18432
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #14560
I never been in no situation where havin’ money make it any worse.
Quote #21522
The fact that we don’t know this man, isn’t important really. Cause his experience...
Quote #12752
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.