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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
Quote #8191
People don’t start wars, governments do.
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Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in...
Quote #4565
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid...
Quote #678
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Quote #15336
Years later, people look back upon their darkest day and say — as Churchill...
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Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the ‘f-word’ a...
Quote #7666
I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know,...