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Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
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Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be...
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Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and...
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To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he...
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who long to be...
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The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
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Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America — that we...