Quote #11464
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #16817
If life indeed is a stage, then how can we act our parts if...
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I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
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We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it...
Quote #8604
A great mind becomes a great fortune.
Quote #8959
Motherhood is a wonderful thing – what a pity to waste it on children.
Quote #9791
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
Quote #20853
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #6922
It takes a person who is wide awake to make his dream come true.