Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #11861
Indecision regarding the choice among pleasures temporarily robs a man of inner peace. After...
Quote #3766
To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know...
Quote #1258
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
Quote #15422
I had it all, and I blew it. (shortly before dying from cancer and...
Quote #12389
Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage...
Quote #2969
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #13581
If one has not given everything, one has given nothing.
Quote #4100
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
Quote #19497
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better