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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS…
Quote #13096
Science and religion no more contradict each other than light and electricity.
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No man chooses evil because it is evil he only mistakes it for happiness,...
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One should not stand at the foot of a sick person’s bed, because that...
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My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #2328
We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a...
Quote #20716
With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another.
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
Quote #20085
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that...