Quote #10475
I’m as pure as the driven slush.
Quote #6603
Assumptions allow the best in life to pass you by.
Quote #13
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #12091
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick...
Quote #3649
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it...
Quote #11817
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #6989
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
Quote #9917
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Quote #6525
Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can’t...
Quote #12961
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.