Quote #21247
He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.
Quote #4156
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #18476
The wise should surrender speech in mind, mind in the knowing self, the knowing...
Quote #11241
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
Quote #7125
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Quote #10694
Miracles happen to those who believe in them.
Quote #9744
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #12881
I don’t use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
Quote #1445
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.