Quote #6030
I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
Quote #12775
People are always ready to admit a man’s ability after he gets there.
Quote #9237
It is only to the individual that a soul is given.
Quote #19586
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #721
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Quote #8867
The arts are the servant wisdom its master.
Quote #4240
Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character.
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #10261
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
Quote #4351
You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.