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A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
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To listen closely and reply well is the highest perfection we are able to...
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He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so...
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Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have...
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What would it be like if you lived each day, each breath, as a...
Quote #3355
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man’s.
Quote #12692
People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
Quote #5099
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #21596
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.