Quote #2261
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Quote #3376
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
Quote #12760
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #12980
Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it a man hardly knows whether he...
Quote #8669
Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
Quote #6662
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Quote #2241
The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
Quote #8503
People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
Quote #6234
Trent I’m telling you baby, you always double down on 11.
Quote #18626
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.