Quote #9601
As they use to say, spick and span new.
Quote #21427
There are people whom one loves immediately and forever. Even to know they are...
Quote #3645
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #20432
Spring has sprung. We’re free at last, people. Free at last. Thank you mother...
Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #2894
We are bits of stellar matter that got cold by accident, bits of a...
Quote #8518
No one wants advice — only corroboration.
Quote #19527
Any community’s arm of force – military, police, security – needs people in it...
Quote #9811
To err is human to forgive, infrequent.
Quote #2043
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.