Quote #18597
One great use of words is to hide our thoughts.
Quote #15044
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
Quote #10827
He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand but the hand of the...
Quote #14490
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in...
Quote #16343
After you’ve done a thing the same way for two years, look it over...
Quote #17163
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it,...
Quote #7838
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #4409
To get to heaven we must take it with us.
Quote #15525
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #5027
Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.