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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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People are always ready to admit a man’s ability after he gets there.
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In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
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Dreams are postcards from our subconscious, inner self to outer self, right brain trying...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father’s religion,...
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The bigger the real-life problems, the greater the tendency for the discipline to retreat...
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A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a...
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Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off...
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One of the fondest expressions around is that we can’t be the world’s policeman....