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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
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Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will...
Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #7795
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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I’ve been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn’t require my...
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Robert E Lee didn’t make it the first time and Jefferson Davis took the...
Quote #10364
If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the...
Quote #7860
Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
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What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Quote #4822
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.