Quote #6842
Nobody ever died of laughter.
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Above all, we must abolish hope in the heart of man. A calm despair,...
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There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
Quote #4219
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop...
Quote #9531
Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals … with their...
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Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in...
Quote #19031
Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue more clever than another.
Quote #14697
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #5967
College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
Quote #16259
The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of...