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Cannot find REALITY.SYS…Universe Halted.
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I accept now with equanimity the question so constantly addressed to me, ‘Are you...
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The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.
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Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try...
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If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren’t really there.
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Truth is generally kindness, but where the two diverge and collide, kindness should override...
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Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is...