Quote #17045
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #4440
We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the...
Quote #9641
I was so free with him as not to mince the matter.
Quote #9350
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
Quote #1449
Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne...
Quote #16668
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Quote #7123
The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Quote #14688
An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
Quote #17398
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #21382
Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.