Quote #943
Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
Quote #15963
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
Quote #7467
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
Quote #10354
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Quote #15424
I am treating you as my friend, asking you to share my present minuses...
Quote #10735
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Quote #1896
Religion is the monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
Quote #2985
What we anticipate seldom occurs what we least expected generally happens.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #16749
What one fool can do, another can.