Quote #21442
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
Quote #4046
There’s nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree...
Quote #10768
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #5028
Ignorance is not innocence but sin.
Quote #2460
Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can...
Quote #15615
But any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to...
Quote #3591
You know…that a blank wall is an apalling thing to look at. The wall...
Quote #12414
For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
Quote #10476
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.