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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13641

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Anon.

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Hit any user to continue.
Abraham Lincoln

Quote #2430

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Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...
William Wordsworth

Quote #6060

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To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie...
Clevand Amory

Quote #10048

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously.
Jean Anouilh

Quote #10079

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Talent is like a faucet while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration...
August Strindberg

Quote #17813

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Oh, I have loved him too much to feel no hate for him.
Samuel Taliaferro Rayburn

Quote #16870

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you want to get along, go along.
Bill Watterson

Quote #18784

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Voltaire

Quote #6760

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.
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