Quote #2685
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
Quote #7379
God, to me, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper.
Quote #4849
Water is the only drink for a wise man.
Quote #13997
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll...
Quote #11897
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
Quote #8479
Lloyd There’s really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you’re more likely...
Quote #16683
Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #14165
Prayer is our humble answer to the inconceivable surprise of living.
Quote #1403
I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It...
Quote #6861
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.