Quote #17070
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #15817
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before...
Quote #8243
The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a...
Quote #2123
The very essence of the creative is its novelty, and hence we have no...
Quote #4172
You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
Quote #2323
In America every woman has her set of girl-friends some are cousins, the rest...
Quote #5598
Ask not what your country can do for you ask what you can do...
Quote #4271
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...
Quote #19419
It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life...