Quote #16742
Do not put your spoon into the pot which does not boil for you.
Quote #12539
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #19245
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #18178
My mind tells me to give up, but my heart won’t let me.
Quote #10418
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #18462
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
Quote #7634
The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that...
Quote #2754
Believe in miracles but don’t depend on them.
Quote #15417
Man is always more than he can know of himself consequently, his accomplishments, time...
Quote #6460
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth....