Quote #3823
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #3943
Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never...
Quote #9661
There are only two families in the world, the Haves and Have-Nots.
Quote #736
Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
Quote #21150
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #1106
I love those who yearn for the impossible.
Quote #2323
In America every woman has her set of girl-friends some are cousins, the rest...
Quote #6226
You really have to experience the feeling of being with the president in the...
Quote #11197
All I want to be is normally insane.
Quote #17495
You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can...