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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
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The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a...
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When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn...
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The years as they pass plunder us of one thing after another.
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To save a man’s life against his will is the same as killing him.
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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All that is gold does not glitter not all those that wander are lost.
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When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it...
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The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love do not require...
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I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...