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My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too...
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Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows.
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it....
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base...
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I am not an optimist, but i am not a pessimist, what I am...
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True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
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Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
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Even in the darkest phase be it thick or thin, always someone marches brave...
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Every man … should periodically be compelled to listen to opinions which are infuriating...