Quote #9719
Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand...
Quote #20055
My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That...
Quote #13859
What am I afraid of I’ll tell you a feather. that’s right, a feather....
Quote #10860
History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about...
Quote #16393
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
Quote #10489
The thing that I still come back away with is how close so many...
Quote #13012
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
Quote #17364
We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
Quote #199
There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and...
Quote #20095
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.