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Quote #13665

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Marc Chagall

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When I am finishing a picture, I hold some God-made object up to it...
Edmund Burke

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All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9103

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Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
Publilius Syrus

Quote #4315

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Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief.
Garry Shandling

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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
Alfred Korzybski

Quote #14911

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There are two ways to slide easily through life to believe everything or to...
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7948

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The true, strong, and sound mind is the mind that can embrace equally great...
Steven Wright

Quote #19258

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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