Quote #4166
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Quote #1744
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote #21504
When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats.
Quote #3629
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost...
Quote #4657
Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
Quote #7130
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Quote #20002
People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be...
Quote #6184
The American ideal is youth — handsome, empty youth.
Quote #5131
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my...
Quote #495
Speak what you think to-day in words as hard as cannon-balls and to-morrow speak...