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A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many...
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My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that ‘achievement is...
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Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
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One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
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I write music with an exclamation point