Quote #5819
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Quote #12395
Fortunately science, like that nature to which it belongs, is neither limited by time...
Quote #13560
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #847
We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend...
Quote #4700
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Quote #3659
Everything you can imagine is real.
Quote #9671
Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.
Quote #16931
It is necessary for us to learn from others’ mistakes. You will not live...
Quote #2076
The grave is the general meeting place.
Quote #20865
When a thing is done, it’s done. Don’t look back. Look forward to your...