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Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
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Deem not life a thing of consequence. For look at the yawning void of...
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In music the passions enjoy themselves.
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This only is denied to God the power to undo the past.
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The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
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Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us...
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The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
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I don’t believe anything. I only know some things to a greater degree of...